Thursday, December 2, 2010

"Miley's" Naked Picture Scandal

Hello friends,

So by now I'm sure many of you have heard about Miley's alleged naked picture scandal.
If not here's the scoop:
Supposedly someone stole Miley's purse from her birthday party, took her iPhone, and uploaded a bunch of her private and racy pictured on to the internet, one of which featured Miley completely naked except for a plaid flannel shirt.

DON'T buy into this story just yet folks. I think it's complete crap, and here's why:

First of all, Miley's birthday party had intense security. It was only close friends and family. She said this herself. That means in order for the claim about the iPhone being stolen to be accurate, it would mean that one of her friends/family members would have to be the culprit. This seems unlikely.

Second, yes, clearly some of of the pictures that were leaked are in fact Miley. For example. the following:

This picture is OBVIOUSLY Miley... but let's just take a second to note the fact that she's HOLDING her iPhone in this picture.... so this obviously can't be a picture that was "leaked" off her supposedly "stolen" iPhone, because it was clearly taken by somebody ELSE'S phone/camera. So that's just another hole in this story.

BUT despite all this, the most obvious problem with this story is that the supposed "naked" picture mysteriously doesn't show Miley's face, as seen below:

On first glance, I guess it could be easy to just assume that this is Miley. Sure the hair looks kinda similar, and she is holding an iPhone 4, which Miley also uses. But ANY Miley fan should be able to quickly spot the problem with this picture: where's her tatoo? Miley has a tatoo on her rib cage, just under her breast. This tatoo is clearly absent in this picture. Many people are attempting to argue that the tatoo is being covered by her shirt, or that the tatoo is in fact on her right side and so cannot be seen in the picture. But how about we take five seconds to look at the following:

The tatoo is clearly on her LEFT, not her right, and it is centered almost directly below her breast meaning it should be clearly visible in the supposed nude photo.

*** HOWEVER I have just recently come to to the realization that the alleged nude photo was taken in a mirror... This means that we may in fact be seeing her RIGHT side, not her left side. Which would explain the missing tattoo ***

Regardless, in my opinion someone made this whole story up. The fact that Miley's party had too much security for it to be plausible that her phone was stolen is a major hole in this story. In addition to this though, the fact that Miley's iPhone is visible in one of the "leaked" photos indicates that the pictures didn't come off her iPhone at all, which punches another huge hole in the story. Also, if you take the time to look at the rest of these "leaked" photos, none of them (with the exception of the "nude" photo) are taken by Miley, she is merely posing - suggesting once again that these photos did NOT come off of her allegedly stolen iPhone, but perhaps from someone else's phone/camera. This all seems very suspicious.

The nude photo, in my opinon, was probably taken by a Miley look alike. This same person then most likely got a hold of some personal photos of Miley and then posted them along side the nude photo in order to make it appear as though all the pictures came from the same source (i.e. Miley's phone).

Don't believe everything you read on the internet - more often than not it's just people with nothing better to do with their lives than trying to ruin someone else's. It's sad, but true.

Let me just finish by saying that even it DOES turn out that this nude photo is of Miley - what business is it of ours? What Miley does in her personal life is her business and no one else's. We need to respect her privacy and try worrying about controlling our own lives instead of trying to control hers.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Questions Answered :)

Hey guys!
Wow so lot's of questions on the last blog haha. So I guess I better answer them!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
DEFINITELY the sporadic trip to Europe Leslie and I went on. It was wild. Best month of my life thus far.

What's the hardest you've ever laughed?
Wow, that's a really hard question... I think there's just so many memories of laughing in my life it's really hard to think of when it was the hardest.... I can tell you though that more often than not my best laughing memories are with Leslie xxoo

Where were you 3 hours ago?
Where I am still haha - in my house being incredibly useless.

Are you wearing socks right now?

Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Probably... I practically live at the theatre so it's hard to keep track haha

Are you hot?
You mean in terms of temperature? Not really.

What was the last thing you had to drink?

What are you wearing right now?
My penguin pyjamas :)

Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
Ummm I let my dad do it...

Last food that you ate?
I made stir fry a few hours ago.

Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Are you kidding? Of course. I have a problem haha.

What is your favorite animal?
I have like 8...

Worst injury you've ever had?
Hmmm I'm really clumsy so there's been a lot. Probably the worst though was when I used to be a gymnast I fell off the beam and almost broke my ankle. Crutches for 2 weeks. Blah.

Have you been in love?
You betcha.

Do you miss anyone right now?
Leslie :(

Ever go to camp?
I used to go to a horse back riding camp every summer back in the day!

What do you want to know about the future?
Nothing, I like not knowing.

Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Ha. I haven't even gotten dressed yet today.

Do you collect anything?
Movie stubs... but I totally stole that from Leslie haha

What does your last text message say?
The last one I received is Leslie's most recent tweet (the one about remembrance day)
The last one I sent says "Aww that's fun! But blah, annoying about your iPod!"

Do you like hot sauce?
Lovveee it!

What is your heritage?
Ummm Canadian? haha

Thanks for the questions guys! You helped me procrastinate on studying for my midterm haha.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

So... Blogging

Hello hello!

I have randomly made the decision to start a blog. I'm not sure why exactly - maybe it has to do with the fact that I feel the need (like most girls do) to document my life, maybe it's because I want to see how many of my lovely youtube subscribers will find me, or MAYBE it's because I just felt like it OKAY?! Sheesh. Haha
Hopefully some of you guys find me on here and maybe even leave me some comments!! Let me know what you guys want me to write about and feel free to ask me any questions!
I'll keep you guys posted about upcoming spoofs, v-logs and other YouTube related things! But I'll also be more than happy to keep you posted on my life and all my willdddd adventures (haha as though my life is interresting :-P)

Much love,

Lauren <3